And she's off with the chat! Irving Penn inspired debutantes at Monique ...

Tina loves her job ... Ha ha! Gotcha ...

I love you and your Jonathan Saunders dress, I want it!

Tina and Val in line up doing grumpy look, how come Tina still looks gorgeous?

The very fabulous red carpet Monique ...

Just finished the Jeremy Scott show fitting, and the wonderful Jeremy felt so bad about my bag being stolen that he gave me this Longchamp bag ... How nice is that? Fab Fran the stylist from legendary Love mag and my nearest neighbour is styling the show along with hugEneneous on hair ... So excited ... Bring on Wednesday!!! Off to sleep now it's been a long day ...

It's a day off today for me, sun shining ... I will mostly be spending my time uptown at the local precinct with a detective assigned to my case ... Feels a bit like NYPD .... My detective is very thorough ... Have to laugh though .... It is only a bag, albeit Chanel ... He couldn't get his head round 'make up artist'. What is that? Hope I get a ride in a police car!

Sadly not a day off for the lovely Laura (the bestest assistant eva) ... She is washing brushes, cleaning, organising kit, customising eyelashes for 25 models for JS show, packing kit to leave tomorrow night ... All this in two hours then mama Valicious will be back ... Probably with another set of instructions ...

Okay heading in to meet Detective Cassemere ... Who is the spitting image of Denzel Washington ... 'And he's gonna personally handle my case' ... He took my details. And whisked me back down to 'the scene of the crime' in an unmarked car, to 'investigate'. Personally, I think he just wanted to check out the girls .... Anyway, it was momentarily very thrilling. .... Saw Patti Wilson at the crime scene (she was doing a show) ... Smug look on my face as I introduced Detective Cassemere saying, 'I am here with NYPD darling' ....

This is officer Murray, a rather handsome chap who was first on the scene at the time of the crime .... I got him to show me his gun, very big .... You can tell that I am enjoying this no? Ok we are done with 'Grand Theft At Lincoln' ....

Great shop .... Had to purchase .... Some great vintage pieces ....

Popped into 'IF' store on Grand .... OMG. Fell into heaven ..... Had no money of course .... So ... My great friend Christy McCulloch. handed over. His plastic .... Where would we be without friends? ..... Hmmm, maybe I could drag him to Comme Black store ...

The lovely Christy McCulloch

Hurrah we got there ... Christy may regret meeting me today ...

Eri with the great hair and Vanessa. at 'Black' .... I pair of poo pants and a blouse later ....

Only in America ...