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#9: Miu Miu spats

It may be the modernist ideal for form to follow function, but a cursory glance at any paraphiliac's less-than-functional objects of desire proves that fetish doesn't play by the same rules. These Miu Miu spats are a case in point - besides David Suchet decked-out as Belgian super-sleuth Hercule Poirot, exactly who has worn spats in the past 80-or-so years? Miuccia Prada is evidently set to turn the tide, with these instantly-desirable silver-strewn numbers from her secondary line. We reason they're worthy of much further analysis than immediately meets the eye. See what you think...