by Penny Martin .

Bernhard rolls out the laughs

He doesn't take himself too seriously, that Bernhard Willhelm. His vision for Autumn/Winter, for instance, involves women springing from cardboard boxes cut to resemble trees, girls locked into ski training machines, dancing to Coldplay cover songs rendered on a mini electric piano, two men dressed as walking rolls of linoleum and some poor souls stuck to the walls, dressed as hairy 'living paintings'. Bernhard himself was acting as a painter/decorator, wearing a natty harness whilst rollering on a stepladder. One fan persuaded him to 'autograph' his shirt.